Mark
Mark
Please don't puke.
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Post by Mark on Aug 14, 2006 11:46:03 GMT -5
(Day 249 Thoughts)
I was left behind on the island... they never sent for me to go back home! OMG! I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing...
I guess since I'm still stuck on the island, I'm the Sole Survivor... although I've had no food for 67 days and I'm starting to run out of water. I guess I could drink the ocean...
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Post by Matt O. on Aug 14, 2006 17:51:11 GMT -5
*Matt O. jumps out of bush and kicks Mark into the ocean*
Sole Survivor my ass!
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Mark
Mark
Please don't puke.
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Post by Mark on Aug 15, 2006 12:40:42 GMT -5
(Day 250 Thoughts)
I've been cast out to sea... and now I'm riding the waves. My 40-pound body is apparently extremely buoyant in these waters, however, so I guess I can float along and find some land somewhere.
I've got a sudden craving for salt water, which is awesome because I'm surrounded by a million tons of it. Go me!
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Post by Matt O. on Aug 15, 2006 23:13:03 GMT -5
How are you writing confessionals while floating in the ocean?
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Mark
Mark
Please don't puke.
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Post by Mark on Aug 21, 2006 22:58:31 GMT -5
(Day 255 Thoughts)
I feel so lonely. No one's been talking to me here out at sea. I miss all of my Asteria friends. I miss everyone...
Mostly, I miss Kevin M. Come back!
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I think I've officially lost my insanity.
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Post by Matt O. on Aug 22, 2006 6:41:17 GMT -5
*puts Mark out of his misery with a bullet to the right temple*
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Mark
Mark
Please don't puke.
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Post by Mark on Aug 22, 2006 15:33:23 GMT -5
(Day 16^2 Thoughts)
Fortunately, I've stopped drifting at sea and have finally hit land.
Unfortunately, I was captured and placed into a slavery institution where I'm forced to slave for hours while older people laugh at us and call us silly names. They call it high school.
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Post by Justin3 on Aug 22, 2006 17:24:18 GMT -5
You are such a loser sometimes, Marko.
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Post by Sam on Aug 22, 2006 20:28:10 GMT -5
if you've lost your insanity, you must have regained your sanity! welcome back.
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