Year Sixty-Three: Personal Thoughts

[Mark]

(Day 249 Thoughts)

I was left behind on the island... they never sent for me to go back home! OMG! I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing...

I guess since I'm still stuck on the island, I'm the Sole Survivor... although I've had no food for 67 days and I'm starting to run out of water. I guess I could drink the ocean...

[Matt O.]

*Matt O. jumps out of bush and kicks Mark into the ocean*

Sole Survivor my ass!

[Mark]

(Day 250 Thoughts)

I've been cast out to sea... and now I'm riding the waves. My 40-pound body is apparently extremely buoyant in these waters, however, so I guess I can float along and find some land somewhere.

I've got a sudden craving for salt water, which is awesome because I'm surrounded by a million tons of it. Go me!

[Matt O.]

How are you writing confessionals while floating in the ocean?

[Mark]

(Day 255 Thoughts)

I feel so lonely. No one's been talking to me here out at sea. I miss all of my Asteria friends. I miss everyone...

Mostly, I miss Kevin M. Come back!

...

I think I've officially lost my insanity.

[Matt O.]

*puts Mark out of his misery with a bullet to the right temple*

[Mark]

(Day 16^2 Thoughts)

Fortunately, I've stopped drifting at sea and have finally hit land.

Unfortunately, I was captured and placed into a slavery institution where I'm forced to slave for hours while older people laugh at us and call us silly names. They call it high school.

[Justin3]

You are such a loser sometimes, Marko.

[Sam]

if you've lost your insanity, you must have regained your sanity! welcome back.